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Mommy, Mommy! Jokes (HEAD)
son: Mommy, Mommy! the kids next door are calling me a three headed dragon.
mom: There, there, now don't you worry - three heads are better than one!
son: Mommy, Mommy! My head hurts!
mom: Shut up and get away from the dart board!
son: Mommy, Mommy! My teacher says my head is too big.
mom: Shut up and get your hat from the garage, so your father can bring the car in!
son: Mommy, Mommy, why do other kids tell me I have a big head?
mom: Don't worry about them. Now take your cap and go get me 40 lbs of potatoes at the store.
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