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Mommy, Mommy! Jokes (LEG)
son: Mommy, Mommy! Why do I have to hop everywhere?
mom: Shut up or I'll chop off the other leg!
son: Mummy, Mummy, Sally won't come skipping with me.
mom: Don't be cruel dear, you know it makes her stumps bleed.
son: Mommy, Mommy, I don't like running in circles!
mom: Shutup, or I'll nail your other foot to the floor.
son: Mommy, Mommy, Why am I running around in circles?
mom: Shutup, or I'll nail your other foot to the floor.
son: Mommy Mommy! I'm getting dizzy!
mom: Shutup, or I'll nail your other foot to the floor.
son: Mommy, Mommy! Why do they call me spastic at school?
mom: Shut up and take your legs out your pockets.
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